DESTINY......!!!

Death came to a guy and said, "My friend today is your day"

Guy:- "But i'm not ready!".

Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list...".

Guy:- "Okay why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?".

Then death said, "All right.. ".

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death

finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put into the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because you have been so very nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the list.." :P

whatever is written in your destiny.... Will never change no matter how much u try to.:)

lost Husband

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:


Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height?

Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes?

Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair?

Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearin?g

Lady: suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!!!!!

COMPLAINT LETTER TO THE RAILWAYS IN 1909!!

Interesting letter written more than 100 years back....

COMPLAINT LETTER TO THE RAILWAYS IN 1909!!

Okhil Babu's letter to the Railway department:
Date: 02 - 07 - 1909
Divisional Railway Officer,
Sahibgunj,

Respected Sirs,
I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with
jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle
blow for train to go off and I am running with lotaah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I
am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved
at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait
train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for
public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers.(ORIGINAL LETTER)

Your faithful Servant,
Okhil Chandra Sen

Okhil Babu wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway officer in 1909. It is on
display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption
Travellers Tales in the Far Eastern Economic Review.
Any guesses why this letter is of Historic Value?



It led to the introduction of TOILETS in trains in India.....!!!!

Moral : No idea is stupid and should not be discarded. We should always speak up.